Sweeniss or Not Sweeniss?A lesson on etiquette by Sweet Miss Til

Sweet Miss Til’s measuring tape. Heights include “stopit,” “mid-sweeniss. good effort!” and “perfectly sweeniss in every way.”

Paw rest on warm window: sweeniss

Paw scoop wet food onto floor: not sweeniss

Showing teefers: sweeniss

Hairball on pillow: not sweeniss

Flatten like a planaria: sweeniss

Stare at ghosts floating above the bed: not sweeniss

Grooming sister: sweeniss

Making sister scream: not sweeniss

I may be old-fashioned, but I believe a balance of 80% sweeniss to 20% not sweeniss behavior is perfect for retaining poise and keeping your human on their toes.

xoxo Sweet Miss Til