Apology Template: We’ve Just Learned What Apologies Are!

Developed by Master Manipulator Sweet Miss Til

Dear __(human name or description)___,

I am sorry for ___(whatever silly thing they’re mad at you for even if it’s ridiculous and just part of our nature)___. I will not do it again (it’s okay to lie here), because I do not want to cause you suffering (teehee, try to be earnest).