Animals according to The Baboo: Frootflies

Frootflies do not make any sound. They are smol, silent sneakers, but they have the same amount of jooce as much bigger prey, say, that squirrel I hate. If frootflies eat froots, does that mean their jooce is froot jooce? The scientific answer is no. Once froot jooce enters the belly, it gets turned into bug jooce—some call this magic, but we call this science. We spoke to an expert (it’s me but I put on a white coat) about frootflies and they said that “those little shits will drive you freaking crazy, but the pursuit is worth the prize.” We (I take coat off) agree. I love eating them and sometimes throwing them up too! Here is a diagram of the froot fly.