Would, Wouldn’t, or Nose-Kiss: Tom (of Tom and Jerry)

Sweet Miss Til: I wouldn’t with Tom. While I do find gray cats alluring, I am not interested in a cat that would give a mouse more attention than me. And anyways, Tom has already spent all nine of his lives I’m sure; he is much too reckless for my taste.

The Baboo: Me? No no. He makes me want to hide under sofa, heeho. His eyes say “stay away, I’m crazy.” Big Fat Ted?

Big Fat Ted: I wouldn’t with Tom. Us Teds don’t get along with those Toms; Theodores and Thomases are historically maligned. Just the idea of a Tom makes me want to piss on the door.