Weather Report: Live from SE Taylor Street

Swee Miss Til ponders the WMS.

Big Fat Ted: Taylor Street has been covered in a blanket of WMS—White Mystery Substance. We sent out two field reporters to investigate. Wait—we’re receiving word now that The Baboo has gone back inside because beans are cold. So, we have one field reporter out there now: Sweet Miss Til.

BFT: Swee Miss Til, what can you tell us about the WMS?

SMS: Well, Big Fat Ted, it’s cold, and I hate it, and it smells funny, and I’m going back inside.

BFT: Okay. Well you can’t expect cats to do things they don’t want to do, can you? We’ll try again later! Or not.