What’s TOF (Tickling Our Fancies) This Spring

Pictured: a thing on a string, a play mat, and dehydrated minnow: yum!

Our home has many tasty treats and diverting toys—offerings from our poorly human roommates. Here’s what’s been really tickling our fancies this season.

Dried Minnows - A Review by Big Fat Ted

I tell you what, nothing like cracking the head off of a dried minnow at the end of a long day of being a big stinker. These flip and flop right down the gullet. They’re crispy, crunchy, and you can see the fear in their dehydrated eyes. I rarely get to see eyeballs in my food these days, so it’s a treat. The ladies I live with turned their highfalutin noses up at these, but that’s their loss. They don’t know the wild like I do, and they ain’t never going to with their eyeball-less meats. You can get these for yourself and your kin at the MudBay on Hawthorne.

”Fat Cat Boogie Mat” on Chewy - A Review by Sweet Miss Til

Listen. I know good sit spots, and this mat is now ranked in the Top 3 Sit Spots of our household. The material is similar to the vinyl of my human’s laptop case, but it also dons tassels at each corner for my leisure and entertainment. Nothing says class like a tassel, honey. The printed image is a bit kitschy, but I can tolerate this detail for otherwise luxurious sitting and playing experience. And I nearly forgot to mention: it has a slit for a cat nip insert—how divine! This fabulous product was procured from Chewy.com with my birthday discount. Thanks, Chewy!

Thing on a String - A Review by The Baboo

This thing on a string must die! Perish! I kill dat heeho! My favorite victim. It is fuzzy, it has feather wings, and it’s shaped like a bug. What more could I ask for. Of course, I have defeated it many times, but I never tire of its death. My human bought this especially for me at the MudBay on Hawthorne because I’m a sweeniss gorl.