Neko: Adopted, Neutered, Thriving

After a few months of transitioning off the streets, Neko is proud to announce that he has officially chosen a house to call home. His adopted human initially seduced him into the housecat lifestyle with food, and once Neko felt he trusted their intentions, he began staying over for the night. “I always knew I was too cute for the streets,” remarked Neko, who is indeed Too Cute For The Streets, “So it was just a matter of finding the right humans to attend to me.” We asked Neko about the rumors that he has multiple homes: “It is true that I do still regularly visit my auntie who fed me breakfast and helped pay for my neutering. I guess she and my owner each paid for one sack removal. From what I understand, that’s the typical transaction to become a housecat. Do you know why they want them?” Human desires are mysterious to us too. Veterinarians, let us know.